First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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