no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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