I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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