That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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