come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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