hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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