I'm drive I can fine osifer
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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