So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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