Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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