I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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