People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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