that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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