You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
