"it" just moved
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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