belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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