the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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