The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
