No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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