we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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