dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
do herpes really smell.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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