"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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