the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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