some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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