Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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