I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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