Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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