SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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