it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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