i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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