Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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