I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She told me I should be a condom model.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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