Apparently you make a good broom.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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