Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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