I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Are we still banned from the library?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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