dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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