dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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