I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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