Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize