And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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