I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
