Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
