I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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