never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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