Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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