he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
