I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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