Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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