Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He did a backflip because drugs
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