I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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