So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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