you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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