It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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