i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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